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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

jaidefinichon:

WTF

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tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

"So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of waiting
for someone to bring you flowers"

-  Jorge Luis Borges, “After a While” (translated by Veronica A. Shofstall)

(Source: feellng, via lyndsie-babe)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via oknope)