i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER