yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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  • That'll be $4.03
    Cashier:
  • I only have $4...
    Me:
  • That's ok, I have the three cents
    Cashier:
  • ...........
    Me:
  • ........
    Cashier:
  • what are we?
    Me:

mishasminions:

WHAT AN ICON

“How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps? How often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short? Why do you find the unavailable so alluring? Where did it begin? What went wrong? And who made you feel so worthless?
If they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you? All this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you. You must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin. And what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it? How are you both of these women, both flighty and needful? Where did you learn this, to want what does not want you? Where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?”

– Warsan Shire  (via thatkindofwoman)

sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT



i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

plasticbagvevo:

illuminati

plasticbagvevo:

illuminati

I’m 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up

swolizard:

bile7:

bluetemplo:

I am so mad

That’s how I used to draw birds

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

swolizard:

bile7:

bluetemplo:

I am so mad

That’s how I used to draw birds

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO